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{"type":"general","setup":"Which side of the chicken has more feathers?","punchline":"The outside.","id":295}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?","punchline":"Because he had no guts.","id":339}
{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?","punchline":"Because they can't even.","id":353}
{"type":"general","setup":"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?","punchline":"He ate the pizza before it was cool.","id":117}
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