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{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}

{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}

{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}

{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

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